My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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