So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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