So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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