is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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