she was so not down for the gang bang
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just cut my nipple shaving
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
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and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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