I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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