But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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