She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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