She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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