There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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