So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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