He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I need moral support for this bender
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Can you repeat that, but with context?