my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.