gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon