i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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