Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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