M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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