The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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