If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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