was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
it's great music for shaving your balls
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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