He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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