How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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