Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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