im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I showed him my bush... on skype.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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