I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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