I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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