Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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