Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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