I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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