i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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