Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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