I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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