so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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