nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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