Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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