Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I think people are normalizing furries
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