trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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