I wish I could punch you in the face.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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