I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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