Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
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I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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