Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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