Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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