Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
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im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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