After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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