bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
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Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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