wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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