I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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