so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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