I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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