We won't sleep together?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I just found puke in my bra..
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
