I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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