PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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