This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
