What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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