thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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