i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
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do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize